I wrote this after I got ago from Florida, wbelow I was disgusted through the therapy Americans provided us. When we were eating at the Canadian restaurant in Epcot, our waiter tried to convince us that the potatoes were shipped in from the Yukon 0.o


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If tomorrow America was gone,No one or nothing was thereAnd it vaniburned from the challenge of the earthWould Canada really care?We don"t live in igloosAnd I do not eat moose fatAnd we"re the second biggest country in the worldAnd we constantly stand also by that!And I"m proud not to be an Amerideserve to,"Causage Canada"s wright here we"re freeWe"ve got excellent music and also we"ve got cool clothesAnd we"ve gained Time Horton"s coffeeAnd though you might think we"re a jokeA few hocvital players disagree with youWe"ll toss you up and beat you downAnd the score will certainly be 5 to 2We"ve got the greatest tides in the worldWe"ve acquired Mike Myers and Jim CarreyWe"ve acquired Gary Beals and we had actually Ernie CombsAnd we"ve gained lots of ghosts and faeries!We spell it Colour and also we say it ZedAnd we"ve got much less murders and consEvery son knows our anthem in English and also FrenchAnd I"m proud not to be an Amerihave the right to,"Cause Canada"s wbelow we"re freeWe"ve obtained excellent music and we"ve obtained cool clothesAnd we"ve got Time Horton"s coffeeAnd though you may think we"re a jokeA few hocvital players disagree via youWe"ll toss you up and beat you downAnd the score will be 5 to 2Some say Canadians are simply simple stupidSome say we do not have anypoint to sayBut we kicked your ass in Salt Lake CitySo we can"t be that meek, eh?If you"re diabetic, we conserved your lifeAnd the snowmobile was created hereWinnie the Pooh is our damn bearAnd we"ve acquired human being renowned beer!And I"m proud not to be an American,"Causage Canada"s wbelow we"re freeWe"ve obtained great music and also we"ve got cool clothesAnd we"ve obtained Time Horton"s coffeeAnd though you might think we"re a jokeA few hockey players disagree through youWe"ll toss you up and beat you downAnd the score will be 5 to 2
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