So, did you hear the one around the high school teacher that walked right into a comedy club--and also they hired him? That's wright here the Tim Cavanagh comedy story starts. For a complete year, Tim taught teenagers by day. By night, he sang his funny songs in Chicback comedy clubs. "Not surprisingly, I found the greatest difference in between the classroom and the nightclub was the drunks--which I primarily let the principal take care of," Tim claims.

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Due to the fact that leaving the classroom, Tim Cavanagh has brought his comedic songs and also inventive stand-approximately concert halls, corporations, college campuses and nightclubs across America. Over the years, he has likewise made a number of trips to Canada, wbelow he has to transform all his jokes to Celsius and his one degree in viewpoint becomes a bone-chilling minus 31. He has actually even percreated on the island of St. Lucia, his initially time ever doing comedy in the Atlantic Standard time zone, where they obtained his jokes one hour sooner than they would have in New York.

Early on, it was Tim's funny songs that obtained a lot of attention. His song, "I Wanna Kiss Her (But She Won't Let Me)," was the initially of Tim's pieces to receive national radio expocertain, on the legendary "Dr. Demento" display. Other songs complied with, including "99 Dead Baboons," "Get Drunk with Dignity," and also "Really Safe Sex." His funny music has actually been heard on radio stations almost everywhere, as well as on XM Satellite and also the BBC.

In 1997, Tim released his initially CD, "Sounds Like Fun!" By then he had become a constant guest on "The Bob & Tom Sjust how," a nationally syndicated radio present currently heard in 150 industries. For 2 years, Tim did a weekly segment on the show referred to as "The One Minute Track," which spawned two even more CDs released on Tim's very own label, Hits & Giggles Records. At a current Hits & Giggles awards dinner, Tim was known by the label as their "Best Artist," an award he has won three out of the last 4 years. Even though he is the just act on the roster, a misty-eyed Cavanagh was quoted as saying, "It's still a large thrill."

As for tv, Tim has actually not just showed up on Comedy Central, he was preferred by the netoccupational to perform numerous live performances for their clients and also customers. His nationwide appearances on ABC-TV, Showtime, WGN, and Comactors have actually aided Tim attend to his greatest TV disappointment--calling QVC secs too late to acquire a great deal on a colander set.

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The book, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes, attributes a half-page of Tim's advice on "How Not to Introduce a Joke," and various other pick jokes. And simply to work out a rumor: if you look up "gullible" in the dictionary, you will certainly NOT discover a picture of Tim. He's checked. Tim's book, Chicken Soup for the Vegetarian Soul, just went with its 6th printing. Cavanagh firmly believes in printing them "one at a time." Read even more on Last.fm.