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This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have actually been trying to find this virtual for awhile.

Here’s the point about once, uh, What’s New Pussycat plays over and also over and over and over and over aobtain. The second time it plays, your instant thought is not ‘hey someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again.’ It’s ‘hey, What’s New Pussycat is a lot much longer than I initially assumed. The 3rd time it plays you’re reasoning maybe someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat aget. The fourth time it plays you’re either reasoning ‘whoa someone simply played What’s New Pussycat FOUR TIMES or at leastern someone played it twice, and also it’s a really long song.’ So the fifth time is the kicker, alright?

Now, John and also I we’re watching the entire diner at this point, alright? Many people have actually acquired wind regarding what’s going on. And we’re staring at this one male and also he’s sitting in like a booth via his stupid kids jumping roughly, and he’s favor staring at his coffee cup favor this, and he’s been onto us because the start. And he’s sitting tright here, and his hand is shaking, and he had actually this look on his face favor, aw, prefer he had simply acquired his thirty day chip from anger monitoring. And he’s staring choose this, and the fourth song fades out. It’s dead quiet. Then, I don’t understand if you understand this, yet the song begins very quietly…

BWAAAH BWAAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT and he goes GOD DAMN IT and pounds on the table, silverware flies almost everywhere, and also it was great. But a word around my ideal friend John and what a genius he was bereason once we initially walked into the diner, okay? When we initially acquired tbelow and also I’m punching in the What’s New Pussycats alright? I’ve punched in choose 7 at this allude then John says to me ‘hey hey hey prior to you punch in one more What’s New Pussycat let’s drop in one It’s Not Unusual.’

Oh yes. That is when the afternoon went from great to excellent. After seven What’s New Pussycats. In a row - It played seven times. Suddenly - Dum da dum, IT’S NOT UNUSUAL and also the sigh of relief that brushed up via the diner. People were so happy. It was favor the liberation of France. You recognize for years researchers have wondered deserve to you make grown guys and also women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual and also the answer is yes you deserve to. Provided that it is predelivered by seven What’s New Pussycats. It’s true. Dead hoswarm.

And on the various other hand. When we went earlier. Holy shit. It’s Not Unusual fade out. It’s dead quiet. BWAAAH BWAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT people went insane. People went out of their minds. No one could manage it. No one can handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly invarious staff that was simply choose ‘yup some crap as constantly.’

They unplugged the jukebox after elalso plays. And that was the best meal I ever had actually.>